Ken Devine's very own 'Gallows' poll suggests no violent swings. With the prospect of a hung parliament our politicians are the closest to hanging we can hope for. I might be stretching it but I think it'll be 'neck and neck!'
Poor Serene is now eight days overdue and is feeling blue. My independent conservative opinion is that she'll soon be galloping into labour with the need of liberal doses of pain killers. She'll get my vote anyway and we'll soon have our own party celebrations. C'mon Serene fly the flag and do something different! Don't be camerooned at home for another second. If your'e feeling a bit cleggy, take a few deep breaths and go for it. We need to squeeze you-know-who, out!
For Sunday's final day of the football season (why not the traditional football Saturdays?) it's time to check my pre-season prediction for Sunderland...10th position and mid-table respectability (middle of the road to pinch a political analogy).
With one game to go we are 13th (not a good number), but I predict the teams ahead to lose (Fulham, Blackburn and Stoke) and Sunderland to finish victorious against Wolves to snatch 10th place. C'mon you reds, don't make me feel blue! Let's keep the wolves from our door!
Right (that's not a clue)...I'm off to place my cross in the hope of avoiding being it. I'll then spend time in the studio furiously mixing colour...liberal doses... in the vain hope of avoiding green. I will however avoid brown. I'll then canvas your opinion.
There you go! Guess who I'm voting for?
My final prediction...storm clouds over Europe if I forget to buy the sausages for tea.